You know in Scrubs when J.D. sees something and suddenly an elaborate five minute scene goes on within his head? I call that a J.D. moment, and I had one when I saw this parking ticket.
A person sees the ticket on their car. They grab it, their arms flail wildly, and a loud gutteral roar flows from their lips. The ticket flies through the air and sticks into the snowbank like a javelin thrown by an Olympian.